Actual text conversation I just had with my friend who went on a date with my other friend.
| Him: | I went out to dinner with him. |
| Me: | Did ya? Somewhere romantic? |
| Him: | Steph, I will not date him. He paid for Pano's. Food was good. He let me talk about myself a bit. |
| Me: | Hahahaha forever my OTP. |
| Me: | My crackship. |
| Him: | THIS ISN'T TWITTER. WHAT IS OTP. |
| Me: | Tumblr :( |
| Him: | Gwaaaaa. Even worse. Stay home and have a good old fashioned social with the internet tonight, you can't go out with us. Nope! |
| Him: | This is ruining our relationship! |
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| Me: | This ship, I will still go down with it. |