Actual text conversation I just had with my friend who went on a date with my other friend.

Him:I went out to dinner with him.
Me:Did ya? Somewhere romantic?
Him:Steph, I will not date him. He paid for Pano's. Food was good. He let me talk about myself a bit.
Me:Hahahaha forever my OTP.
Me:My crackship.
Him:THIS ISN'T TWITTER. WHAT IS OTP.
Me:Tumblr :(
Him:Gwaaaaa. Even worse. Stay home and have a good old fashioned social with the internet tonight, you can't go out with us. Nope!
Him:This is ruining our relationship!
Me:
Me:
Me:This ship, I will still go down with it.